3 posts tagged “fashion”
If you've ever watched an episode of COPS, you've seen young men with their asses hanging out of baggy pants, running from the scene. If you can call it running. I suppose I should be grateful, in a way, for this heinous 'fashion' trend. If the suspects were decked out in gym shorts and Nikes, they might have a better shot at getting away.
IF
you've seen "Napoleon Dynamite"
AND
you've seen "The Other Boleyn Girl"
THEN
Tell me truly, did this happen to you?
Henry VIII boldly strides into a room, lavishly bedecked in the fashionable finery of the age. I hear Napoleon's voice in my head, and it's all I can do not to say aloud:
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
This leads to a story. Due to 'fashion' choices and hairstyle, I think Antic looks somewhat 'emo'. He hates it when I say so, and vehemently denies any similarity in looks, or, more importantly, in attitude. Apparently, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
For the last several months, he has favored very tight, slim-leg jeans, worn low. By 'low' I mean to say that if it weren't for the boxer shorts that peek out at the back waistline, you'd see more than you wanted to. (More than I'd want to, anyway.) The other day the poor boy complained to his dad: "You know, none of my pants are comfortable." LOL. No way! We'd never have guessed.