43 posts tagged “humor”
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Two teen boys plotting?* talking:
"What are we gonna do? I'm so bored."
"Dude, I really want to go play paintball."
"I know. Me too. Wish your brother wasn't sick so he'd take us."
"Yeah. We need an adult to sign the release. Damn. Think your dad would take us out there?"
"I dunno. Maybe. Hey, we should try to get him to play. That'd be sick."
"Oh, dude!! Yeah. I would LOVE to shoot your dad. Bing! Totally."
*Optimistic strikeout.
Black comedy.
Smart satire.
Not politically-or-otherwise correct.
Wickedly amusing.
You've been warned.
Go rent it, quick.
IF
you've seen "Napoleon Dynamite"
AND
you've seen "The Other Boleyn Girl"
THEN
Tell me truly, did this happen to you?
Henry VIII boldly strides into a room, lavishly bedecked in the fashionable finery of the age. I hear Napoleon's voice in my head, and it's all I can do not to say aloud:
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
"Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. But would the humans believe them? And if so, then what would happen? Miss Maple looked forward to seeing what justice looked like. She stepped up onto the wooden boards and blinked fearlessly down at the spectators."
from Three Bags Full
by Leonie Swann
In Swann's whimsical and humorous first novel, a most unlikely cast of characters works together to solve the mystery of their beloved shepherd's death. It's a witty and endearing story.
Video: Show us a video that makes you laugh.
| "If you want to make an audience
laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the
stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual
old lady down the stairs." -Tina Fey |  |
One side of a telephone conversation I overhead:
"Hey."
... ... ...
"Yeah, I might be able to later. What kind of dog?"
... ... ...
"What? Is it made of rubber or something?"
... ... ...
"What's a toy poodle?"
We all know there are days when a man takes his life into his hands just by opening his mouth. This handy guide belongs in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, roommate, or co-worker. Share it with someone you care about.
